When I see enough inspirational quotes zip by on Twitter I get punchy. And when something gets me punchy, I just want to draw a mustache on it.
Are you with me?
Here, then, is a second batch of quotes with no basis in truth whatsoever. Fake. Phony. Illegitimate.
Yeah!
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The quieter you become, the more you’ll find you can’t hear anything over that wheezing you thought was someone else.
~ Deepak Chopra
To bring anything into your life, imagine that it’s already there. Or at least in the back seat. OK, the trunk.
~ Richard Bach
Love and kindness are never wasted. Well. almost never. Actually, they’re wasted a lot.
~ Barbara DeAngelis
Life loves the liver of it … and it kinda has a thing about the spleen of it too.
~ Maya Angelou
Music fills the infinite between two souls, though it rattles my teeth on Friday nights.
~ Tagore
A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men.
~ Ricardo Montalbán
Never, NEVER listen to anybody that tries to discourage you.
~ Chelsea Handler
Remember the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you. No, down further. A little left. No, no — you missed it.
~ Wayne Dyer
God gives us dreams a size too big so that they fall down around our ankles and we trip on them.
~ Gilbert Gottfried
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Maybe three. Drawing the line at ten.
~ Anais Nin
Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. But mine does.
~ Rush Limbaugh
When you know how to listen, everyone shuts up. Go figure.
~ Ram Dass
If God had a post office, your photo would be on the bulletin board.
~ J. Edgar Hoover
Gene, I’m beginning to think failure might be an option now.
~ Jim Lovell
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